I was wandering around outside the library the other day, taunting homeless people with books I had actually purchased, when I noticed a single page from a book hanging out under some shrubbery.
Always on the lookout for an idea where I can leverage someone else's work, I picked it up and gave it a read. To my shock, it was the first page of what I can only assume is the greatest novel ever written.
Below is a scan of this most awesome of all pages number one.
Now if I could only find page two. Oddly, it's not on the back of page one. This may be because this was an editor's copy or even the author's original. All I know is I have to know what happens next.